#51

(M)

I finally discovered the reason my front room smelt funny. My dog, thinking the Christmas tree was real, has been peeing on it for the past two weeks. Bwagaga!

#50

(M)

I realised that the only time my girlfriend ever calls me is when she's drunk. Bwagaga!

#49

(W)

We had company over, and after dinner, I saw a package of gumballs sitting on the table. Figuring my brother had brought them, I took one and bit it. I got a bunch of weird looks. Turns out wasn't a gumball - it was a mini paintball. Bwagaga!

#48

(W)

I was watching the show "Sixteen and Pregnant". When the girl's boyfriend proposed to her with a $20 ring I started bawling. I was jealous of her "romantic relationship". Bwagaga!

#47

(W)

I found out that my mom had read my diary. She now knows details about my depression, details about my sex life, such as how I lost my virginity, to whom, and what condition I was in at the time. Bwagaga!