#47

(W)

I found out that my mom had read my diary. She now knows details about my depression, details about my sex life, such as how I lost my virginity, to whom, and what condition I was in at the time. Bwagaga!

#46

(W)

A week ago I drove three hours to surprise my boyfriend. He was not at home. He was three hours away, near my home, trying to surprise me. Bwagaga!

#45

It was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right and realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. Bwagaga!

#44

Today, while I was eating, my younger sister came over and sat beside me. She started clipping her toenails. Disgusted by it, I turned and opened my mouth to tell her to move somewhere else, just as one flew inside my mouth. Bwagaga!

#43

(M)

I was playing an on-line computer game and got into a virtual fight with a 14 year old boy. I threatened him with physical violence, and he reported me. I'm 23 years old and got banned from virtual games for threatening children. Bwagaga!